Afternoon Crumbs

Tessa Thompson has come out as a lover of both peen and poon, and also said that she and Janelle Monae love each other very much and “vibrate on the same frequency.” Tessa is probably speaking new age shit, and doesn’t mean that she and Janelle use the same setting on their vibrators. But still, that quote is going to make everyone who wants them to be a thing put their vibrators away, because Tessa’s words alone will give them the down-low electric tingles – Pajiba

Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are in India, and it doesn’t look like they’re wearing wedding rings and she doesn’t look like she’s carrying a ChopJo spawn… They really are moving slow. What the hell kind of celebrity couple are they? – Lainey Gossip 

Don’t even think about trying to take the n-word from Kendrick Lamar – Celebitchy

I see that in preparation for season 3 of Real Housewives of Dallas, LeeAnne Locken took brawling lessons from the messes on Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reality Tea

But for where is Bernadette Peters?! – Towleroad

Never mind Chelsea Handler’s nipples, I’m slobbering over her beautiful booze cabinet of dreams – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Meanwhile, several Oscar statues just threw themselves at Meryl Streep, Greta Gerwig, Saoirse Ronan, and Timothee Chalamat after it was announced they’re all doing a Little Women remake together – Just Jared

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