Night Crumbs

June 28, 2018 / Posted by:

My 90s teen self is weeping while watching who I thought was the coolest, Gwen Stefani, posing next to a country wreck at the opening of her Las Vegas show. THE HORROR! But on a positive note, it was nice of Blake Shelton to pull himself together and dress up like a drunk dad who slept in the backseat of his car after his wife kicked him out for fucking the babysitter – Lainey Gossip

It would’ve been cheaper for HGTV to air a show featuring nothing but paint drying rather than give a show to someone with the personality of paint drying – Celebitchy

“That nipple would look so much better with red lipstick on it” is what Christina Aguilera, who is definitely missing her red lipstick days, is thinking in this pic – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Okay, but why does it look like Eva the Diva is pantless and wearing a fanny pack pocket book as a crotch cover? – Reality Tea

Forgot her pants: Emily RideAJetSki did too – Popoholic

A hot Israeli wrestler has come out, and I have a very important question: Is he a mazel top or a mazel bottom? – Towleroad

I wonder how many takes it took for Emily RideAJetSki to time that chichis squeeze just right? – Hollywood Tuna

Khlozilla is looking for more attention, I see – Starcasm

Because of that name, Stacy Keibler’s second kid is going to grow up to be a surfing country singer – Just Jared


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