Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Creamy Wang!

While going through my inbox yesterday, I sifted through e-mails from last month, and after going through spam, spam, spam and more spam, I came across (pun not intended, or was it?) several of you nominating this perfectly-named realtor from NYC for HSOTD. I immediately got on Grindr and searched for a dude who would be willing to slap me in the face several times with his creamy wang as punishment for missing this icon to all dick aficionados.

Creamy Wang made the internet rounds last month after people on social media and Reddit began sharing pics of the sign she has up in NYC. Because many stupid Americans are too lazy to learn how to pronounce non-English names, many immigrants choose an easy-for-stupid-Americans-to-pronounce nickname when moving here. ShuangYe Wang went with “Creamy,” and I don’t think she knew what she did there, but she probably does now.

I’m not looking to sell or buy an apartment in NYC, but if I was I’d definitely enlist the services of Creamy Wang, and mostly because I’d have to put her number in my phone and I can’t get enough of creamy wang in my iPhone. (And yes, that was my way of saying that I love a tip moistened dick pic in my Messages.) My mind is a used condom lying in the gutter, so I can imagine what kind of messages Creamy Wang is getting. She doesn’t need to see that, so she should really forward them all to me, because I know how to handle all that sick shit. And I’d love to put “Creamy Wang’s Right Hand” on my business card.

Pic: NextShark

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