I’m beginning to feel bad for THE QUEEN. Poor thing has probably had to up her booze intake to eighteen daily G&Ts instead of her usual five on account that 2018 is the year of NO DAMN MANNERS by those rotten Americans. First, Duchess Meghan is presumably playing a one-woman game of how many royal traditions she can break before she caps it with a finale of a Fourth of July fireworks spectacle off the roof of Buckingham Palace just to really rub it into those pesky Brits. Now Susan Sarandon is getting in on the action by having the audacity to speak to QE2 before being spoken to. Susan probably just wanted to tell QE2, “Just wanted to say, ‘You’re welcome,’ because if Hilary became president all of our countries would be at war right now.”
People says the second most hated women on Twitter just strolled up to QE2 last weekend at the Royal Windsor Cup polo match like it was happy hour down at Ruby Tuesday. There are a lot of bees in the British bonnet because royal protocol dictates your ass stand in silence until you’re addressed by THE QUEEN. They claim Queen Lizzy wasn’t entirely pissed off by Susan’s move and even seemed to enjoy it. While Prince Philipp seemed to have no fucking clue who or what a Susan is, Liz gave her a big smile, shook her hand, and then said, “Please move your American ass out of the way. I’m trying to watch some polo, you peasant. Oh, and fuck you and fuck Trump.”
— Daily Express (@Daily_Express) June 27, 2018
Susan’s sinful handshake comes after Meghan is giving all the staffers at Kensington Palace reason to up their Xanax prescription by baring her shoulders and * GASP * get in the car before Queen Elizabeth! At the rate these people are going, it’s only a matter of time before Meghan and Duchess Kate make off with the royal booze cart and start prank calling THE QUEEN to ask her if her refrigerator is running.