Night Crumbs

Perfect news for those of you who can’t get enough of cheesy snack foods that get stuck to your teeth and need to be pulled off with a pair of pliers, Planters is bringing back Mr. Peanut’s cheesy balls starting next month. Sure, there’s UTZ Cheese Balls, but I’ve always said that you can never have enough options when it comes to snack balls you can string together to make the perfect pair of anal beads that will dissolve in your butt and line your culo walls with a layer of glorious processed cheese! Cheesy Walls is my favorite Sheena Easton song – Uproxx

More proof that it really IS the Age of the Twink: Timothee Chalamat’s face is going to be all over awards season again – Lainey Gossip

Maybe Emily RideAJetSki is the comedian of our time and a master of sarcasm? – Celebitchy

Words that mean nothing to a ride-or-die ABC soap opera bitch like me: Eileen Davidson is leaving The Young & The Restless – Reality Tea

Here’s Scout Willis spreading her nalgas because TMI doesn’t exist anymore – Drunken Stepfather

If Hugh Grant’s dad sat through the turd that was Did You Hear About The Morgans?, then I’m sure he can easily get through watching his son have fake butt sex with another dude – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus is dressed like you during summer break in 1992, and yes you worked it better – Popoholic

Colbert, Conan, and Fallon got together to make fun of Trump – SOW

And the Oscar for Best Costume Design goes to whoever decided to put those leggings under Kristen Wiig’s skirt (or are those culottes?) for Wonder Woman 1984 – Pajiba

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ son is suffering from serious health problems – Just Jared 

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