Page Six has a lengthy piece detailing the couple’s dating timeline and it’s about as nauseating as you can imagine. In it, Pete’s tattoo artist, Jon Mesa, talks about inking the young comedian multiple times in order to commemorate his love for 24 year-old Ariana. Mesa, who had previously covered up a tattoo of an ex-girlfriend for Pete, suggested to the boy to maybe pause, and think about it, lest he need another fix.
After splitting with the actress and daughter of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star Larry David, a totally smitten Davidson was ready to move on with one of the biggest pop stars in the world: Ariana Grande.
“So I did a huge coverup [adding a forest of trees] . . . After we were done, I told Pete, ‘Hey, dude, let’s just stop with the girlfriend tats until after [Grande’s] your wife,’” said Mesa. “Because relationships come and go, and Pete is a really young man. [But] I think that went in one ear and out the other.”
You think? Pete ended up taking part of Jon’s advice, sort of, because they got engaged. It’s all sooooo cute and suuuuuper romantic. Some would say nauseatingly so. Some would be me. Like look at this Instagram post:
So cute. Jon says: “They are just riding that magical wave of bliss together… It’s obvious that Pete is super in love with Ariana.”
Riding a magical wave of bliss? I guess you can call 10-inches, magical. The bliss I guess depends on how much yoga stretches you do. Jon finished by adding: “They are super stoked… When they walk into a room together you can tell Pete and Ariana are in love. How could you not be happy for them?” It’s easy, I’ll tell you how, Jon: It’s called being a bitter bitch who rolls their eyes at young love and has $100 on Pete and Aria not even making it to the altar. Look it up and you’ll find a picture of all of us!