Open Post: Hosted By The Sheila E. Of Fat Pussies

June 26, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s a shitty shame that Keyboard Cat II still isn’t with us, because if he was, then he could hook up with Canta Cat and Drummer Cat, and the three would form the greatest musical trio since The Mandrell Sisters! But for now, Drummer Cat will have to go solo.

Drummer Cat’s human posted a video of the BBDP (big beautiful drumming pussy) getting into the musical zone by furiously drumming on one of the most stunning and expensive drum kits I’ve ever seen. But honestly, I really haven’t seen a pussy beat on a box this hard since I accidentally watched two gay-for-pay lesbians scissor on PornHub.

Or maybe Drummer Cat isn’t drumming at all. Maybe she’s doing some boxing training and getting ready for the day when humanity is finally put out of our sad, disgusting misery by catmanity. Or maybe this is just a sneaky Amazon ad with a subliminal message and the sound of Drummer Cat hitting that box is hypnotizing us and will cause us to wake up in the middle of the night to buy everything we were saving in our cart. That’s probably it. Jeff Bezos will stop at nothing, including using a fat adorable pussy, to build his cult of Amazon!

Pic: YouTube

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