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Ron Perlman for giving Harvey Weinstein a piss handshake!
Ron Perlman, star of the only live-action Beauty and the Beast we need (the one with Linda Hamilton) and Hellboy, regularly uses his Twitter to spit, burp, snot, vomit, fart, shit and piss all over Donald Trump. But yesterday, he decided to piss on both Harvey Weinstein and Trump when he claimed that the woman-terrorizing glob of butt mucus once got a handful of the contents of his bladder.
Ron tweeted about the time he pissed all over his giant hand before shaking Weinstein’s. Now, I don’t know if Ron gave Harv the Perv a piss paw because he heard the rape stories, or because Weinstein was always as pleasant as urethra discharge to him. I’m guessing it’s the latter because Ron mentions how Weinstein demanded to be greeted like a mob boss every time they were at the same event.
Did I ever tell ya about when Harvey Weinstein told me to make sure I shook his hand at a charity event, so I stopped in the mens room and pissed all over my hand, then went straight up to him on the receiving line? I think about that every time lil donnie opens up his KFC.
— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 25, 2018
Despite what you may have read on the bathroom wall at The Eagle in L.A., I am not a piss queen, but the thought of Ron Perlman giving Harvey Weinstein a piss handshake took me higher. I hope Ron ate asparagus beforehand.
But what I want to know is, if someone shook my hand with a piss-covered palm, I’d like to think I’d know due to the fact that it’d be wet and it’d, well, smell like fucking piss. But maybe Harvey didn’t smell Ron’s piss because it’s hard to smell anything with the rank scent of evil and demon shit wafting out of his mouth up into his nostrils.
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