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Venetia, the new Roomba Cat! Or technically, the new Neato Cat!
There’s been the Roomba Cat in a shark costume, Roomba Cat in a Princess Jasmine costume, the dog-swatting Roomba Cat, and most recently, the masterful ninja cat who gracefully sent a nosy Roomba on its way to deal with some shit. But they may have been shown up by Venetia. While all of those Roomba Cats bring the laughs, Venetia will tug on your heart strings so hard they’ll snap and break. I thought my heart strings had blackened, corroded and fell off a long time ago. But nope, I felt them a’tuggin’ while watching this little video.
Lisa Krakosky, a pet foster mom, posted a video of one of her foster cats, Venetia, ruling the land while riding on a motorized chariot. Life has been shit to 7-year-old Venetia. She’s blind, deaf, toothless, and was left for dead on the street by a human who is more useless and disgusting than a tonsil stone. Lisa writes on Instagram that Venetia may be blind, but she’s figured out how to turn on the family’s Neato (the Michelle to Roomba’s Beyonce, I guess), and joys fills her up as she rides it around the house.
Recently our blind and deaf resident cat Venetia has become enamored with our @neatorobotics vacuum. No matter how many soft blankets and beds we offer her, she prefers to sit on and sprawl out on Neato. Despite it requiring two pushes of the button to turn Neato on, she has taken several joyrides on Neato
Whenever you begin to think that every inch of this world is covered in ugliness, think of Venetia on a Neato.
Queen Venetia of the Neatos should really direct her chariot into another room before she loses her sense of smell thanks to that row of pussy toilets.
It may seem like Venetia is just having a simple little joyride, but that’s not what’s going on. Venetia is training that robot. She’s training it to be her war tank for when she goes back out onto the streets to get revenge on the evil piece of trash demon who abandoned her. Daredevil, who?!
Pic: Instagram