Afternoon Crumbs

June 22, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

This weekend, Kit Harington will marry Rose Leslie at a Scottish castle that has been in her family for generations. So, Jon Snow and Ygritte are getting married in a Game of Thrones-like setting… Well, if a GoT fanboy is there, they should expect for the wedding to get interrupted when Peter Dinklage (he’s marrying them, right?) asks, “If any of you has a reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace,” and the fanboy jumps and screams, “This isn’t right. They’re not brother and sister!” – Lainey Gossip

I figured that Goopy Paltrow was going to get married at the top a mountain in Tibet that can only be accessed by specially trained albino donkeys pulling a temperature-controlled luxury carriage. But it looks like she’s getting married in the Hamptons instead. Did the trick go broke?! – Celebitchy

The love between Tinsley Mortimer and that Coupon Cabin mogul are like the Coupon Cabin codes: sometimes they work but most of the time they don’t – Reality Tea

Someone please arrest Parasite Hilton for continuing to do a no-budget, raggedy, janky ass version of Angelyne’s act – Drunken Stepfather

Adam Rippon brought out his icy twink nipples and nalgitas for ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” – Towleroad

Because the year is 2018, Tom Arnold is vowing to be the one who takes down Trump – HuffPo

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