Night Crumbs

June 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Since you can’t spell MoviePass without M-E-S-S, they’re continuing to be a slow-moving train wreck by announcing that they’re going to charge more for showings of bigger movies (read: Marvel shit) on busier days (read: weekends). MoviePass used to be like that magical fuck buddy who showed up when you called and left right after they busted but eventually wants more from you, like after-sex cuddling and dinner dates out in public. GROSS! But then again since the price of an IMAX movie is your first born and a finger, shit is still a bargain – Pajiba

Get out your umbrellas, because God is going to cry over Jesus Jugs and her king douche husband from Real Housewives of Orange County getting divorced – Reality Tea 

Alexander Skarsgard was seen with a mystery blonde, and it’s unclear if they’re doing each other or not. I say that because if they were, she would obviously be wearing a t-shirt dress with the giant words “Yes, I’m Fucking ASkars! Smell My Finger, Bitches” on it – Lainey Gossip

You spend one afternoon chugging beers with your boyfriend at Dave & Buster’s  and everyone says you’re pregnant – Celebitchy

The hell did Bella Hadid eat that produced a fart like that? – Drunken Stepfather

Someone named Anya Taylor-Joy served up Stepford Daughter Turned Member Of The Plastics preppiness – Popoholic

Maybe it’s because I’ve always got dick and jizz on the brain, but Emily RideAJetski’s ab line and belly button looks like a sperm swimming down to her crotch – Hollywood Tuna

Instagram got Selena Gomez and Justin Theroux’s maybe-rebound to make a community college film school horror movie – OMG Blog

Demi Lovato fell off the wagon and sang about it – Just Jared

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