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June 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Tori Spelling is going to have a hard time proving to the tax man and the ten million creditors who are hitting up for money that she’s broke, because it’s obvious that she spent top dollar on the highly-skilled Photoshop artists who sloppily pasted her face onto the body of some random model in the swimsuit section of a Land’s End catalog. The Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award goes to… – Celebitchy

Um, can somebody watch the Creed II trailer and tell me how many times Michael B. Jordan’s cum gutters make an appearance. I won’t press play if the answer is “less than 12” – Lainey Gossip 

I don’t know what’s more elegant: GG’s Count Chocula brows in that promo shot or everything that happens in the trailer for the new season of Shahs of SunsetReality Tea 

When I first heard that they cut a gay scene from Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, I pictured them cutting a scene where a Brontosaurus tops a T-Rex, the bossy bottom of the dinos – Towleroad

“Tinashe’s garter belt pajama biker shorts” is what I’m going to say to my eye doctor after he asks me what was the last thing I looked at before going completely blind – Drunken Stepfather

Kevin Spacey probably only signed up to do the Billionaire Boys Club because he thought there was going to be one billion actual boys in the cast – Pajiba

Jessica Chastain has a gingob (ginger bob) now – SOW

For why is Chloe Grace Moretz dressed like a 70s pimp going to a Florida swingers resort? – Popoholic

George and Amal Clooney have donated $100,000 to helping children who have been separated from their families at the border (and they made that pledge before Jabba the Trump did what he said he couldn’t do for weeks) – Just Jared

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