Jada Pinkett Smith May Be 46 Years Old But Her Vagina Is 16

June 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Look at those eyes.  Those eyes are saying: “My pussy has a secret: and Imma tell it!”

People is reporting that on an episode of Jada Pinkett Smith’s Facebook web series Red Table Talk–where she tackles issues such as scarring her child for life and her petty feuds with other celebrities–she took her mother to the Vitality Institute of Agoura where the owner, a professional vagina-whisperer named Kelly Rainey, discussed pussy polishing. It’s there that Jada admitted she’s undergone three vaginal rejuvenation procedures.

Jada told her mother Adrienne Banfield-Jones that her cooch is so young that it can’t drink booze legally or vote:

“When I tell you my yoni is like a 16-year-old, I’m not kidding. I’m talking about the outside. It looks like a little beautiful peach,”

Quick, keep Elio Perlman away!

Jada then said to her mother, “I love it when we, as women, can share information with each other,” after explaining how her vagina is her ‘root chakra’ and highly important aspect of spiritual and physical wellness.  Did you know your life force comes from your pussy?  No?  Sex Ed needs some revamping, I see.

While many doctors seem skeptical about how rejuvenated these pussies are really out here getting, Jada completely endorses the effects:

“I was telling my mom, I actually had it for my bladder issues. Which completely went away after three treatments.”

This is the woman who thought her young philosopher son–Jayden Smith–may have been ready to live on his own at 15, so I’ll reserve my source of life advice for others. But I actually think I would endorse this one. Kelly Rainey says the procedure “uses a wand that moves in and out of the vagina” to stimulate cellular growth. My friends do that too. They don’t call it vaginal rejuvenation, though.

Pic: WENN.com.

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