Blac Chyna And Her Barely Legal Rapper Boyfriend Breakup

June 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Today marks the day you will no longer need to ask yourself: “What the fuck is Blac Chyna doing with that little boy?”

People is reporting that the endless love of our lifetime, 30-year-old Blac Chyna and 18-year-old rapper YBN Almighty Jay–real name: Jay Bradley – have broken up. Try to hold back your tears, everyone.

Jay took to Instagram to announce he was no longer boffing his babysitter but deleted it a little while later. In case you’re screaming, “NO! NO! TELL ME IT’S NOT TRUE THAT LOVE IS FOREVER DEAD!,” here’s the proof.

This is happening just two months after Jay tried proposing to Chyna, also on social media. Jay stood with Chyna through her street brawl at Six Flags back in April so, this was a hot disaster from start to finish. But look at the bright side: at least she didn’t get pregnant.

I don’t doubt Blac Chyna–who stole all her ex’s shit, and willfully decided to try integrating her life with the Kardashians–has the emotional maturity of a child, but she needs to get it together because she has two children of her own.  When the age difference between you and your boyfriend is the same as the age difference between your boyfriend and your oldest child (5-year-old King Cairo with ex-fiancé Tyga): you have some real problems, sis.

I know that will rile Chyna: she hates defending her mothering in between taking paparazzi shots of her work outs.  And I probably shouldn’t talk shit; she can afford the best nannies 14 million Instagram followers can buy.  In fact, let me officially rank her so she feels better by comparison.

In terms of great mothers in the world I think the order goes:

  1. Mary Lee Johnston
  2. Kris Jenner
  3. Blac Chyna

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