Night Crumbs
Jennifer Garner is apparently dating a very special dude in L.A. I’m guessing that we haven’t seen this supposed very special dude on the pap stroll in front of the Brentwood Country Mart yet, because Jen has him practicing his paparazzi prance in a studio while screaming at him, “Ugh, I said strut with the Farmshop coffee cup label out! How many times do we have to go over this? I only get the coffee free if the label is out. Label out, Louise, label out!” – Celebitchy
Congratulations to Gilbert Gottfried for winning Royal Ascot and getting to take in Prince Hot Ginge’s hotness in person – Lainey Gossip
I believe the children are our future, and I also believe that Backdoor Farrah is fucking up her own child at record speed – Reality Tea
If you ever think you’re having a slow ass day at work, remember that it wasn’t nearly as slow as the day the pap took turtleneck swimsuit pictures of the sister of Eden from Nip/Tuck – Drunken Stepfather
Not pictured: the hundreds of asses that fell out when Zachary Quinto stripped down Charlie Carver – Towleroad
Elegance IS Katy Perry’s golden anal beads earrings – Popoholic
If you’re in the mood to see a big dick hitting a big dick, here you go! – SOW
Because the world really needs more jukebox musicals and it was only a matter of time before the Michael Jackson musical hit Broadway, Jesus Juice Superstar is coming in 2020 – Playbill
Good news for butch, non-flamer gays, Russell Tovey is on the market again – Just Jared
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