Every season of Real Housewives Of Wherever ends with us heavy-breathing fans reading the tea leaves that is the reunion couch seating chart to see who pissed off Andy Cohen enough to be placed at the end of the couch. When you’re placed at the end of the couch, that sometimes mean your days as a paid-by-Bravo regular mess are over. Kenya Moore was at the end of the couch for the most recent Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. Some figured she had twirled her “Gone With The Wind fabulous” ass out of the running for a full-time check for season 11, but she’s slapping back at anyone who thinks that. Kenya will be a full-time Housewife or no Housewife at all!
Kenya took to Instagram and even included a montage of her filming all her Real Housewives intros over the last few seasons to gloat how her being on the show brings the ratings:
#FAKERHOANEWS .No one has EVER asked me to be a friend to show… .fact: I am THE housewife that has had THE highest rated episodes the past 3 seasons… even last year having missed 3 episodes.? .#Fact: the Barcelona New Lineup didn't work…The fans have spoken. I've never been called boring ?? .#Fact love me or hate me I may not be the "fan favorite" (my sister @kandi is and well deserved) but thank you for being invested in my life and continuing to contribute to the success of #RHOA and my success in my career on all levels .Don't worry #teamtwirl you will get to see #babytwirl and all that I'm experiencing as a new wife and mother-to-be one way or another .You will see my raw truth… the good the bad and the ugly one way or another ☺️ .Fact# I am good effing TV! ❤️ .Fact# I will be a HW or nothing at all. ? Fact# I don't discuss business but know that I know my value #queen #?? #kenyamoore #truth #shadequeen #shadeassassin #blameitonmyhormones #letaBishknow
I read “#FAKERHOANEWS” as “FAKE HOAR NEWS” and was wondering why Kenya was dragging the good name of whores into this, but I have since realized I just need to go see my optometrist. Per Kenya, she is THE housewife, she brings THE ratings, and is THE provider of entertainment – unlike those heifers WIG (Kim Zolciak) and Sheree Whitfield, who are said to not be returning to the show next season.
Kenya goes on to say she’ll be back on the show to show off the baby bump with her elusive chef of a husband and also says that while she isn’t the fan favorite (she alleges that honor goes to Kandi Burruss), she is ultimately the reason why people watch. Let’s just hope Sheree managed to secure Chateau Lincoln Logs to a proper foundation before she got fired because I’m pretty sure it might blow down from NeNe Leakes huffing and puffing in response!