Anyone who had a pulse in the 90s learned more about life from Friends than any silly other methods like parents or Sunday school. If there was one cardinal rule from Friends, it was that nobody looked good with that Rachel/Jennifer Aniston haircut. If there was a second cardinal rule, it was you don’t bone anyone – even if you and your girlfriend are on a break – when you’re still pseudo-attached to someone else. Well, that was the rule until Pete Davidson nabbed a pop star when he was on a break from Cazzie David.
TMZ says Pete was technically single when he met Ariana Grande, but eight seasons of “we were on a break!” jokes on Friends might beg to differ! Cazzie and Pete weren’t together when he met Ariana in May, but they also hadn’t ruled out the possibility of getting back together, either. As we all know, first came “love,” then came ink, then came a diamond ring, and then went the old ink. I guess a pear-shaped rock means he ain’t coming back, Cazzie! It sounds like Cazzie isn’t really giving a fook over the newly engaged duo, which is good since they incessantly post about each other on social media:
Because this whole thing is like the horseshoe before the cart before the horse, or however that saying goes, Pete and Ariana are now said to be moving in together. E! News says Ariana’s weekend Instagramming indicates they signed a lease because she posted a photo of SpongeBob sitting on a box with the caption, “Us in our new apartment with no furniture, 1 speaker and Red Vines.” She also showed some video of Pete standing in front of an apartment complex…I guess they’re renting because owning something together would be taking things way too fast!
On the one hand, Sunday school teachers of America must be pleased to see the “Side To Side” chick at least waited until getting engaged to shack up with her man, but on the other, it has been all of 45 seconds. Maybe live together for a minute to make sure Pete is considerate enough to put the seat down after taking a leak, Ari, before you say “I do.”