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June 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Ariana Grande has a song called Pete on her new album. “And this semester, we’re going to analyze the pinnacle case of dickmatization, Ariana Grande, who got a tattoo, engaged, moved in with, and named a song in honor of Pete Davidson a millisecond after he stuck the tip in” is what a professor of dickmatization is going to say at Harvard Medical School in the near future – Just Jared

XXXTentacion was shot dead in Florida – Stereogum

Justin Bieber really is humping on his ex Hailey Baldwin again, and is also transforming into an even douchier Jeff Spicoli – Lainey Gossip 

Another day, another set of pictures of Bella Hadid reminding us how stupid everyone looked in the 90s – Drunken Stepfather

Look, we’ve got a new definition for DUH – Reality Tea

I’m guessing that Seth MacFarlane is living in a rented studio in Van Nuys and takes the bus to work because he’s so disgusted to be working for the same corporation as Fox News that he doesn’t cash his checks – Celebitchy

In shocking news, more than zero people actually paid money to see TagPajiba

I was going to say that this Will & Grace blooper reel needs more Karen but it’s obvious that Megan Mullally is a skilled professional who barely ever fucks up! – Towleroad

In Wonder Woman 1984, Wonder Woman is still going to need to be treated for metal position of the nipples from wearing that bustier – SOW

“Hello, welcome to the Hershey’s Kiss Cabaret and Bar, I’m Zendaya and I’ll be your server tonight”Popoholic

Things that are not right: Dame Joan Collins having to slum it by acting next to the basic likes of Emma Roberts in the next American Horror StoryOMG Blog 

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