Everybody’s got a friend like Minnesota’s Kaitlyn Strom. She’s the wacky one who’s always taking things to the next level. She’s the one who sees the exhaust pipe on a big truck and stuffs her fool head in it for laughs! She’s also the one who inspires even more laughs when she can’t get out of that tailpipe and has to remain there with her head up a truck’s ass for 45 minutes until the authorities have to get the chainsaw. Oh, that Kaitlyn is so full of beans!
For those of you who haven’t checked out of this post yet out of sheer “I can’t with this” feelings, WCCO reports that 19-year-old Kaitlyn was partying at the Winstock Country Music Festival last weekend when all this went down. Kaitlyn was partaking of the socially lubricating substances a music festival has to offer (this story would be even worse if Kaitlyn’s ass had been sober) when she spotted that enticing tailpipe.
“We were just all having fun and I saw this big exhaust pipe and I was like, ‘Hey, my head could probably fit in that,’” she told the Hutchinson Leader. “So I tried it. It did fit, but it didn’t want to come back out.”
So that’s what she did and stuck her head in that truck’s ass. Fast-forward to 45 minutes later when firefighters had to use a power saw to free her brainless skull. That poor truck received the only damage. Kaitlyn says that the truck driver was really nice about things. This was probably because he was laughing so hard he couldn’t form the words to curse her out and demand she pay for the damages.
One person she said was surprisingly kind was Tom Wold of Darwin, the owner of the truck.
“I did not know him, but everyone who was around me knew him,” she told the paper. “He was wonderful. I remember getting my head unstuck, and I just looked at him and apologized, and he said, ‘No, I’m just glad you’re OK. Don’t worry about it.’ He has already fixed his exhaust and is going to be working on that. I did not have to pay for anything like that, because he was absolutely wonderful.”
She was escorted from the festival and cited for underage drinking by the McLeod County Sheriff’s Office. Her actual punishment though was her humiliation going viral. The video below was posted on Facebook, and it’s gotten over 2.3 million views so far.
“A lot of people don’t realize how serious it was,” she told the Leader. “So it’s kind of expected when it’s blasted on the internet that you’re going to get negative comments. … Some people can be really cruel.”
Damn right they can! And some people can be cruel enough to give the rest of the human race a bad name by SHOVING THEIR HEAD UP A TAIL PIPE. Extraterrestrial races have decided to cancel first contact after seeing that video.
Pic: WCCO TV