The Badass Flying Pussy Is May’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

June 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Pussymanity is back to ruling the Hot Slut of the Month game AND HOW!

There was pussy dry period for a bit where cats never won the Hot Slut of the Month title, but that’s changed. First, Dog The Fish-Selling Pussy won Hot Slut of March, and now the high-flying video game cat has won Hot Slut of May. The cat who became an instant viral superstar by busting out some hot “Bernardo in West Side Story” ballet moves soared its way to victory by getting 36% of the votes. It beat The Not The One Nail Salon Worker (31%), Frances McDormand’s Met Gala Look (19%), Jerad Kluting (9%), and Balenciaga’s Double Dad Shirt (5%).

The Badass Flying Pussy will go on to try to get a perfect KO by taking down its Hot Slut of the Month rivals in the Hot Slut of the Year semifinals in January.

And now I leave you with the video that made our current reigning Hot Slut of the Month a star. There’s no follow-up about this cat yet, but I’m guessing pussy’s deciding whether to accept an offer as Jackie Chan’s stunt double or a principal dancer with the Joffrey Ballet.

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: YouTube

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