65-year-old Jeff Goldblum finally got his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. Although it probably would have been more appropriate to temporarily re-name it the Hollywood Shuffle of Fame. Catching a glimpse of Jeff Goldblum working his star like a thirsty Playgirl centerfold probably had a whole lot of people weak in the knees and struggling to remain upright.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom starring Jeff comes out in a week, so this is just to promote it, but I don’t care. Seeing Jeff Goldblum lounge all over is terrazzo star is something we as a society have earned – nay, deserve. The only problem is, a Walk of Fame star is usually in commemoration of a notable career. And what’s a more notable part of Jeff Goldblum’s career than that picture of him emerging from the teleporter from The Fly with zero clothes on?
Jeff was joined by his wife Emilie Livingston and their two sons, as well as several of his famous friends like Ed Begley Jr. and Laura Dern. I hope the Hollywood Walk of Fame people hire security after this. We saw what recently happened to Michael Jackson’s star, and I can only imagine what will appear on Jeff Goldblum’s. $10 says there’s a pair of panties by next Monday.