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Coco from The Jerry Springer Show!

Sad, tragic news hit me right before bed last night when I read that after 27 years of bringing class, sophistication, real stories of the human spirit, and journalistic integrity to daytime television, the multiple Peabody Award-winning (not confirmed, but assumed) The Jerry Springer Show might be canceled. Where oh where are gutter sludge wrecks going to collect a check for taking a paternity test when Maury rejects them for being too trashy? Where oh where are wannabe actors going to collect a check from in exchange for playing a pimp pope? Where oh where are we all going to get a regular dose of mullets (answer: Florida local news)?!

The Hollywood Reporter says that The Jerry Springer Show, which farted onto screens in 1991, has stopped making new episodes, and if you want to see two blossoms fight over a one-legged groom, you’re going to have to catch the reruns on The CW. At its peak in 1998, The Jerry Springer Show was beating Oprah in the ratings, but ratings aren’t the same, because if we want to see attention whores embarrass themselves for views, we just have to go to Instagram and YouTube. The CW may order new episodes, but for right now, staff members are looking for new jobs and the 74-year-old ringmaster of trash foolery himself, Jerry Springer, has temporarily retired from the talk show game.

IT’S THE END OF THE GOLDEN (SHOWER) ERA OF TELEVISION! And the possible end of The Jerry Springer Show made me think of the peroxide crown jewel in the Springer Show legacy: COCO!

Strangely enough, an Encyclopedia of Coco from Jerry Springer doesn’t exist, so I’ll have to wait until a highly-skilled documentarian decides to go for an easy Oscar win by doing a detailed documentary about this multi-layered daffodil. There’s only a tiny handful of Coco videos on YouTube and what I do know is that she was played by actress Michelle David. In the description of Coco’s YouTube videos, it’s claimed she was Miss Luxembourg 1964. I’m not sure if that’s true since Miss Luxembourg 1964 was Gaby Heyard and Miss International Luxembourg 1964 was Jeanny Hubert. But one thing’s for sure is that Coco was unofficially Miss Jerry Springer and that’s a much more illustrious title.

This video below may be Coco’s first appearance on Springer. This is when Springer was trying to be more ~serious~ before realizing that what the people really wanted was some badly-acted trash. While looking like a young Lady Bunny starring in a big-budget Broadway musical of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Coco talked about being an exhibitionist after her husband died.

And yes, that is the look Lady Gaga has been trying to achieve for decades!

The orchid that sprouted in the garden of Angelyne was on Springer several times after that, including this appearance where she tried to get on Jerry’s dick but was set up with some viewer. Never mind that she looks like the LSD baby of Brigitte Bardot and Stevie Nicks, this clip is probably shown to drama majors at Juilliard during a course called: This Is How You Do it.

An Encyclopedia of Coco from Jerry Springer doesn’t exist, but some amazing scholar did put together a video of supposed facts about her and old pictures of her set to 70s porn music.

I don’t know if Coco is continuing to bless the planet with her beauty and glamour or if she’s blessing heaven with her beauty and glamour. I guess we’ll find out at the next Daytime Emmys when they do the right thing by finally gifting her with a lifetime achievement award for making daytime television a much more beautiful place.

Pic: YouTube