Afternoon Crumbs

June 15, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you haven’t already used Forever Krystle-scented lube to fap to the panty creaming sight of Chris Pine slathered in 80s hotness on the set of Wonder Woman 1984, here’s your chance to use Forever Krystle-scented lube to fap to the panty creaming sight of Chris Pine slathered in 80s hotness. And once you’re done with that, please tell me where you got some Forever Krystle-scented lube – Lainey Gossip

Go ahead and add “Bridget Moynahan’s pregnancy” to the list of Things That Tom Brady Finds Challenging right next to “tying his shoes” and “walking and talking at the same time” – Celebitchy

Who cares about WIG, somebody tell me more about that sequined-encrusted pillar of Liberace sexiness next to her – Reality Tea

Everything is TOO natural about these pictures from Courtney Stodden’s Feria hair color to her medicine ball chichis to her poses for the paps – Drunken Stepfather

Brie Larson IS Loving You Skipper – Popoholic

But did Nikki Blonsky say to her Spanish ghost, “Hola, soy yo Nikki Blonsky from la pelicula Spray Para El Cabello?” – SOW

What I really needed today: a ginger bear in coochie cutters auto-tune rapping while washing a car – Towleroad

What else I (and peen print detectives) really needed today: Charlie Hunnam is pajamas bottoms. – Just Jared

Pic: Backgrid

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