Night Crumbs
Entertainment Weekly has new pictures from Aquaman, which looks like it’s coming to The CW on Fridays this fall… It’s obvious that they didn’t spend all the budget on Nicole Kidman’s Queen Atlanna look, because that dreadful mess looks like it was put together using an off-brand Elsa from Frozen costume and a raggedy She-Ra crown made from foil. That U isn’t the only thing that fucked Nicole. The costume people did too – EW
In nearly every picture of Robert Pattinson from the screening of his new movie Damsel, he looks like he’s either letting out a sneaky fart or just let out a sneaky fart and is really giddy about it – Lainey Gossip
Someone named Josephine Skriver is modeling the perfect thing for you to wear to your married sugar daddy’s funeral – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kartrashian’s Pat Me On The Taint For Being Such A Saint tour made a stop at the Today show – Celebitchy
Um, if the marketing people behind the vinyl Call Me By Your Name soundtrack knew anything about the movie, it’d smell like peaches and bleach. Sweetened bleach if Elio ate pineapple that day – Towleroad
The two people who watched Bethenny & Fredrik are going to be devastated over the news that it’s probably not coming back – Reality Tea
Morena Baccarin is serving bird poop elegance – Popoholic
American Horror Story is going to do a Coven/Murder House crossover season and it looks like it’s going to be done WITHOUT Jessica Lange. Arrest everybody involved in that illegal mess of an idea! – Just Jared
Paris Jackson cleaned the wrong Michael Jackson star – SOW
PRAYER CIRCLE FOR BARRY! – Kenneth In The (212)
Pic: EW