Camille Cosby May Have Finally Left Bill

June 14, 2018 / Posted by:

There are ostriches that bury their head in the sand like I do anytime someone comes at me with the caloric figures of 99% of the menu at the Cheesecake Factory. There are also ostriches that bury their entire life in the sand…y’know…like Camille Cosby. Camille’s denial runs so deep that even Sarah I don’t believe in global warming…it’s just God holding us closerPalin has to wonder, “Bitch, what’s your problem?” Camille has tried to say the litany of sexual misconduct and rape allegations against her husband, Bill Cosby…or Pepaw Perv (y’all can pick!), were a witch hunt akin and even once compared it to Emmet Till. If you can believe a recent report, Camille’s sensory blinders have been lifted and her ass has ditched Bill and is holed up in their Massachusetts home in the woods. I suddenly smell a geriatric Bon Iver album to drop any day now…

Radar claims they’ve been tailing the Cosbys for a while and they have been observing Camille camped out at the Massachusetts house. Homegirl needs to turn on the sprinklers because they claim to have gotten some detailed shit! As y’all know, Bill was convicted in April of drugging and sexually abusing Andrea Constand in the same Pennsylvania town where the Cosbys used to live together. Camille initially issued that “Abuhhhh?” statement that asked for a criminal investigation into the prosecutor who put her man behind bars. Maybe the same person who has been ghostwriting Melania Trump’s Twitter while she’s been hiding is also issuing statements for Camille!

Radar basically says Camille took their chef, multiple drivers, and three grown-ass kids, who haven’t seen their dad in months, and now they’re all living in western Massachusetts. The story claims only one member of the Cosby staff drew a short straw and had to stay in Pennsylvania with Bill while the rest are up in Massachusetts. But wait, Bill’s rep claims the story is fake and she’s still in Philadelphia with him.

“The accusations they have made in their tabloid are absolutely false. Mrs. and Mr. Cosby are not getting divorced and she’s with him in the Philadelphia home as we speak. No issues in the marriage, no issues with the children. These children are grown women in their 40s and 50s. These are not kids. These are not little kids running away from their father.. It’s amazing how people can make things up.”

Well, I guess Bill scraped together whatever money was leftover after paying his legal bills and dropped it into Camille’s hands to stay. Or Bill Cosby really is blind and the “Camille” he thinks he’s sleeping to every night is really just a bunch of pillows with a basketball head.

Pic: Wenn.com

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