A plague of bees is coming, and they may be coming for LeBron James. There’s a man threatening to expose Lebron and Beyoncé as secret lovers. LeBron seems to stay relatively drama free off the court. Well, maybe relatively isn’t the right word to use. His closest relative, mom Gloria James, brings the drama like Steph Curry brings the dribbles? You guys know I’m sports deficient. There was a whole ass parade here in my hometown for The Warriors and I only knew because NPR told me that’s why traffic was jacked up.
Gloria James likes a younger man. Good for her. One such younger man was Miami rapper Da Real Lambo. Not so good for her. Da Real Lambo is a real lame-o. They broke up, but not before he enraged LeBron by threatening to expose an alleged relationship between LeBron and Khloe Kardashian. Cut to today, Lambo now says on Instagram that he’s writing a tell-all book about the James family. In particular, he says he has dirt on an affair between LeBron and Beyoncé.
#godspeed MY BOOK WILL BE GIVING THE WORLD THE TRUTH ABOUT WHY @beyonce WASN’T INVITED TO @kingjames WEDDING, AND ALSO WHY #savannajames Wasn’t invited to @beyonce wedding, THE MISTRESS WILL BE EXPOSED IN MY BOOK, MAYBE ITS A CUZING OF #jayz or @beyonce, U HAVE TO READ MY BOOK TO KNOW . @ernieramos @mavcarter @realtristan13 @khloekardashian @kimkardashian @krisjenner @nike @nikebasketball @tmz_tv @theshaderoom @kendalljenner @keyshiacole @kyliejenner @kyrieirving @oprah @fella_flamzey @rawfootagerecords @madonna @breakfastclubam @keke @karrueche @nextlegendd @iamnaomicampbell @nickiminaj @lala @gabunion @dwyanewade @trinarockstarr @amberrose @rsbelhasa @chessmovesent @iamcardib @cthagod
Lambo, not even Oprah or Madonna (among the tagged) can save you now. The Beyhive will not stand for your lies! He’s got a better chance of seeing 2019 without dying from anaphylactic shock from Beystings, if he sticks with his other story about LeBron having a love child with an Atlanta TV reporter, Sharon Reed, who used to work the Cleveland beat.
#godspeed THE WORLD ABOUT TO KNOW WHO U REALLY ARE @kingjames , @mavcarter @ernieramos @richpaul @sharonreedcbs46 @khloekardashian @tandrobdavis @fella_flamzey @kimkardashian @krisjenner @teyanataylor @imanshumpert @nike @nikebasketball @cavs @dwyanewade @gabunion @miamiheat @tmz_tv @breakfastclubam @theshaderoom #savannajames @varig99
#godspeed GET A COPY OF MY BOOK WHEN ITS RELEASE @kingjames THIS NOT EVEN ABOUT ME THIS IS HOW U DID MY DAUGHTER, @kingjames @ernieramos @mavcarter @richpaul @pr_rwtw @sharonreedcbs46 @kimkardashian @khloekardashian @krisjenner @nba @nbatv @nbaontnt @nbaonespn @theshaderoom @breakfastclubam @cavs @nike @nikebasketball @realtristan13 @teyanataylor @imanshumpert @miamiheat @dwyanewade @gabunion #savannajames @fella_flamzey @tmz_tv @varig99
This LeBron/Reed love child story is actually an old one. And it’s been disproved numerous times. So not only is Lambo’s tea cold as ice, it’s also weak. I bet if you go to Lambo’s house for a cuppa, he pulls a barely rinsed mug out of the sink, fills it halfway full of tap water and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds. Then he plunks it on the table and asks if you brought any Lipton cuz he ran out.
He really is trying it though. I mean, look how he do chicken!
#godspeed ( ??? LAMBO ) @kingjames @mavcarter @sharonreedcbs46 @richpaul @ernieramos @kimkardashian @khloekardashian @krisjenner @kendalljenner @kourtneykardash @kyliejenner @kyrieirving @realtristan13 @nickiminaj @nikimurphy @theshaderoom @breakfastclubam @teamjamesfamily @trinarockstarr @ud40 @dwyanewade @fella_flamzey @gabunion @tommiee_ @kellyrowland @beyonce @briannaperry @blacchyna @badgalriri @brittneyftaylor @iamcardib @buham4 @24hourhiphop @balleralert @b
It looks miles better than Laura Prepon’s chicken, but why so salty, brother? But he did tag Beyonce, LeBron and Kris Jenner, so maybe his tell-all is actually a cookbook!