Judith Nathan Giuliani is about to quit a bitch. Said bitch, Trump attorney and all-around creeptastic golem Rudy Giuliani, is allegedly having an affair and Judy has filed for divorce. You may be screaming “why do politicians keep showing up my favorite profane celebrity gossip site? This never used to happen before!”. But you know why. The minute Trump decided to run for office, the number of porn stars, reality television personalities, and general ne’er-do-wells associated with the White House expanded exponentially. The White House can no longer contain all the bullshit, so it’s oozing out all over the place!
According to Judy and Page Six, Rudy has allegedly been trying to push his wad of used chewing gum into a woman named Maria Rosa Ryan.
The mayor-turned-presidential lawyer, 74, and Maria Rosa Ryan, 53, began their affair before he and wife Judith Nathan separated last month — and Nathan filed for divorce five days after the pair was spotted getting cozy at a resort hotel in the Granite State.
Maria is also married. Rudy admitted to having had dinner with Maria and that they watched a movie together at the spa resort, but denies that they hooked up (like can you even hook up when all you have is a liver-spotted dust nozzle to work with?). Though he denies an affair, he did make it very clear that he and Judy were “in effect separated’’ at the time. Did this clown get his law degree from Trump University? Judy moved to object.
But Nathan, 63, angrily shot back in a statement, “My husband’s denial of the affair with the married Mrs. Ryan is as false as his claim that we were separated when he took up with her.”
Earlier on the day of the “Netflix and Chill” in question, Rudy visited Maria at work. She runs a “tiny, rural hospital” and Rudy was ostensibly there to learn about its state-of-the-art cybersecurity program. Here’s a local news segment on the visit. Please skip ahead and start at exactly 1:01. You’ll thank me later.
I think she’s overly concerned. It’s probably more like a threat once every three months, and only if the weather is right.
But after the hospital tour, Giuliani and Ryan — who lives with her husband, Robert, a former Marine, in Manchester — headed an hour north to the Mountain View Grand Resort and Spa in Whitefield.
At the spa, Rudy and Maria had dinner three male guests (none of whom were Mr. Maria) before retiring to Rudy’s suite where they reportedly watched both The Godfather and The Godfather II, in case you were wondering how long it takes Rudy to process a Viagra.
Rudy maintains that he and Maria are “just friends”.