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June 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Veronica Recinos, the new queen of the Los Angeles realty game!

Don’t let that screen shot fool you. Veronica Recinos may look like a genteel lady of leisure whose biggest worry in life is deciding which vintage wine from her cellar she’s going to sip on with fine cheeses and crackers while perched on a rock in the park in the afternoon during a weekday. But Veronica Recinos is a serious business woman, upcoming real estate mogul, and burgeoning (yes, that was on my word-of-the-day app) YouTube star who is causing the for sale signs of her rivals to shake with fear!

Mieka pointed me toward Twitter account @Hug0DT who is spreading the charisma, brilliance, and theatrical sales skills of Veronica Recinos who educates and entertains the masses on YouTube. WARNING: The video after the cut features a horrifying and hard-to-watch wine murder. So if seeing the beautiful sweet nectar get splattered all over concrete hurts the deepest part of your soul and every part of your heart, watch it anyway, because Veronica’s dramatic delivery is worth the pain!

To promote a home buying seminar in the city she reigns over (Downey, CA), Veronica Recinos produced, directed, and starred in a cinematic promo masterpiece that has sophisticated storytelling including a sweeping shot down a hillside, elegant prose, and a PLOT TWIST that not even Jordan Peele could come up with. It also has an ending for the ages!

That stunning saunter down the hill… That longing gaze toward yonder… That “very beautiful“…. That graceful “bitch, I better back up so this red wine doesn’t stain my look” move… That dramatic wine glass breaking… And finally, that point and sashay away. If Veronica Recinos was on Drag Race, she’d obviously be the best queen there, but RuPaul would tell her to sashay away just so Ru could get a taste of her signature exit.

It really is her signature, because she does it in this video too:

And here:

Veronica strut right into that Starbucks, because she needed to replenish her energy bars with a Mocha Frapp after all that pointing and gold star saleswomanship.

The Property Brothers, everybody on every Million Dollar Listing show, and all the so-called real estate experts on TV need to step aside and let a true pro come through. Because only Veronica Recinos can show YOU how to be a homeowner.

Veronica Recinos IS the new Sandra Rinomato!

Pic: YouTube

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