It’s that time of year when Beyoncé and Jay-Z are on a joint tour, look at the available seats on StubHub, and realize they better do some kinda stunt shit to cause the Beyhive to bankrupt their piggy banks so Blue Ivy and the twins can buy a private island to use as a sandbox. The I Better Get Lemonade 2 From This Shit tour (jk, it’s called On The Run II) kicked off in Wales on Wednesday, and while it featured the typical batch of carefully curated Haus of Bey family videos, one that appeared to show those two renewed their vows in front of their kids recently had the stadium buzz buzzzzing.
Page Six says the video includes Bey and Jay looking lovey-dovey, and ‘Yonce is rocking a $10,000 off-the-shoulder gown inspired by Queen Victoria and designed by Israeli designer Galia Lahav. Easy, B! If there is one thing that chaps a British ass, it’s a woman who bares shoulders to the general public — even if she’s in queen cosplay! Nothing screams “village tart” like some exposed clavicle!
— On The Run II (@OTRIITour) June 6, 2018
Anyway, Bey and Jay got married in 2008, when Bey also rocked a frock from Miss Tina’s House of Dereon, but Tina is too busy pissing off Paris to dabble behind a sewing machine! The whole spectacle ended with, “This is real love” over the family clip, which I’m sure is the title for B’s next album and is exactly the phrase commented no less than 18 million times on Rachel Roy’s Instagram by rabid Beyhivers – and only 4 million on Rachael Ray’s!