Alicia Silverstone’s Son Tried To French Kiss Her After Seeing “Clueless”

June 12, 2018 / Posted by:

If you had lunch in the last half hour and aren’t a sister wife, you might want to scroll on past this to whatever the latest tea is on the Spice Girls. But if your stomach is doing just fine, and you want to test your gag reflex, come one, come all! Alicia Silverstone somehow agreed to star in that show Kyle Richards decided to write about her family but, moronically, based on her mother and not just a day in the life of Kim Richards. I can’t tell you anything about Alicia on Kyle’s show, but I can tell you she decided to use an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to say how watching Clueless made her son try and play tonsil hockey with her in a graveyard. But in his defense, maybe he spotted some popcorn in her mouth and wanted some. 

E! News reports Alicia was hemming and hawing about whether her seven-year-old son was old enough to watch her as Cher Horowitz. I guess Alicia came around to the idea because she took her son to a viewing at an L.A. cemetery. Anyway, they got to watching the movie, and let’s just say, ah, her son learned a new trick:

“He loved it, but the one thing he took away from it, aside from all the things I was worried about, was he kept trying to French kiss me afterward…I just kept my mouth closed!That’s what I did. And I just giggled.”

Stephen handled it about as well as any normal human who doesn’t find Game Of Thrones family-boning as an inspiration to future events, but Alicia said all was fine because he doesn’t do it anymore even though that was his biggest takeaway from the movie. As long as he didn’t watch the movie and want to be Stacey Dash, it seems like a successful night at the movies to me!

Pic: YouTube via CBS

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