A Judge Dared To Tell St. Angie Jolie That She’ll Lose Primary Custody Of Kids If She Doesn’t Let Them See Brad Pitt

June 12, 2018 / Posted by:

St. Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt’s divorce battle royale has lasted longer than By The Sea (which was only 2 hours and 12 minutes, but felt like a 20-year coma which you pray you stay in so you don’t have to wake up to their overacting), and one of the major things they’re fighting over is the custody arrangement of their child army. Apparently, Angie has been “err” about sharing custody with the child army because she doesn’t trust Brad to not bust out another drunk dad meltdown. Recently, there was a rumor that Angie was pissed that she couldn’t move her kids to London where she’s filming Maleficent 2 because Brad didn’t want to leave Los Angeles. UsWeekly says that a new temporary custody agreement has been reached, and what the judge in the case said to Angie may cause horns to sprout out of her head before she wreaks havoc on the American judicial system. The judge spit at her for keeping the kids from their father, and threatened to rip primary physical custody out of her claws if she doesn’t play nice. As one of my favorite philosophers of 2010 said: Oh here go hell come!

The Blast got a hold of the filed documents from the Superior Court of Los Angeles, and in them, the judge declares that the kids “not having a relationship with their father is harmful to them,” and that, “it is critical that each of them have a healthy and strong relationship with their father and mother.” On top of that, Angie has been ordered to set up a phone call between all six children and their doctors so they can be told that the court believes they are safe with their dad. And there’s more… I swear, this judge has a death wish.

Angie must give Brad the cell numbers of each of their children, and he’s allowed to call or text them whenever he wants. But if Angie’s thinking that she’s going to snatch one of those phones to write, “i h8 u brad never talk 2 me again ?,” she better not. She’s not allowed to monitor the texts or calls between Brad and their children.

I guess Brad agreed to take his ass to London, because from June 8 to July 14, he gets to regularly spend time with each of his children in England. A child therapist will be present during all of their visits. At the end of July, Angie must ship the child army back to L.A. where they’ll spend over a week with their dad. Angie is allowed to call only once a day during that time.

Since Maddox is 16 years old, he gets to decide when he wants to see Brad.

The judge also let St. Angie know that if she doesn’t play nice and let Brad see their kids, she could lose the game completely and primary custody will go to him.

“If the minor children remain closed down to their father and depending on the circumstances surrounding this condition, it may result in a reduction of the time they spend with [Jolie] and may result in the Court ordering primary physical custody to [Pitt].”

I’d like just a milli-ounce of the boldness that judge had while writing that threat to THEE St. Angie Jolie.

That judge’s spouse and kids are going to be pissed at them when they wake up one morning with rubble all over their beds and the open sky above them. All because the gods above destroyed their house with lightning bolts for messing with St. Angie. That judge has obviously never been to the United States Supreme Court building in DC, because if they have been, they would’ve seen this on the front of it:

Equal Justice Under Law
Unless Your Name Is Angelina Jolie And Then You Win Every Time

Pic: Wenn.com

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