Teresa Giudice Is Now A Bodybuilder

June 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Because the IRS doesn’t care where the checks come from, Real Housewives Of New Jersey wreck and ex-convict Teresa Giudice is expanding her reality TV, cookbook, booze empire of popsicle sticks to include being the female Arnold Schwarzenegger and take part in a bodybuilding contest. In a real lost opportunity of camp, Tre didn’t just dress up in a pink leotard and blonde wig like Sharon Stone in Total Recall. Instead, she just applied her regular amount of bronzer and visited Planet Fitness for what appears to be no fewer than eight times a day to strut the catwalk and dare the likes of Kim D. to fuck with her at any upcoming Posh fashion show. She even walked away with a medal.

E! News says Melissa and Joe Gorga plus Dolores and Frank Catania cheered on Teresa in the Bikini Division of the NPC South Jersey Bodybuilding Championships. I guess we know where Fox News can go scout new on-air talent now that the meanie Gretchen Carlson axed the swimsuit competition at Miss America! Behold, Tre looking like an even more terrifying Tan Mom.

It was Teresa’s first competition, she finished in the top three, and it’ll be on an upcoming Real Housewives Of New Jersey episode because duh. Watch your back, Danielle Staub, because the next time Teresa flips a table, it looks like it might fly all the way to Atlantic City!

Pic: Wenn.com

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