Night Crumbs
Nick Jonas took Priyanka Chopra to a relative’s wedding in Atlantic City after a few weeks of doing each other. These two are moving slower than a drunken geriatric snail’s cum shot. I mean, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are already headed to their own wedding after a few weeks of doing each other. Way to be in a relationship headed nowhere, Nick and Priyanka – Lainey Gossip
Ryan Gosling should really set up a GoFundMe for himself, because it’s obvious that he’s so poor he can only afford one TV – Celebitchy
Lindsay Lohan’s ass is still terrorizing Mykonos – Drunken Stepfather
The new blonde Real PlasticWife of Orange County looks like she was made using leftover plastic parts from the past Housewives – Reality Tea
Two things about the Queer as Folk reunion: 1. Brian Kinney could still touch me in the morning and then just walk away. And 2. Emmett got hot and could touch me twice in the morning and then just walk away – Towleroad
Because I guess there aren’t enough coma-inducing boring ass shows, the Felicity cast are into doing a revival – Pajiba
Rebecca Black is back and found a way to butcher an NSYNC song – SOW
Hailey Baldwin stars in Blue Is The Dullest Color – Hollywood Tuna
Lady Tom Hiddleston looks like a cross between a long lost Mara sister and a long lost Olsen sister – OMG Blog
“Nanny Hailey, I made a poopy in my swim panties again…” said Justin Bieber to Hailey Baldwin in that pic – Just Jared
Carrie Underwood is wearing tons of fucking sequins – Popoholic
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