Duchess Kate Had The Audacity To (GASP!) Air Kiss A Man She Isn’t Married To

June 11, 2018 / Posted by:

All it takes is an out-of-place hair or a love-filled marriage to get a bee in the royal bonnet, so every British tabloid editor had a case of the over-tingled nethers this weekend when Duchess Meghan had the audacity to bare her shoulders at THE QUEEN’s birthday celebrations. Presumably, Duchess Kate has been stewing at having to take a backseat in publicity to this newbie, so she took her husband Prince William’s polo match this weekend to tell her kids to hold her beer and pull some VH1 royal THOT-ness by air-kissing one of William’s teammates after their victory. Somebody grab the smelling salts!

The Daily Mail says some people got a case of the “aww”-s this weekend when a photo from Maserati Royal Charity Polo came out on Sunday, and it looked like Kate was running Princess Diana-style after her kids. That quickly turned into a SCANDAL when it turned out Kate was actually running over to congratulate Malcolm Borwick, the captain of the British team and most certainly not her husband. He was playing with William, so she was also running to be next to her man, and I know this means nothing, but just let me LIVE! Malcolm is a close family friend and got a hug and air kisses from Kate. He also gave me a case of the mid-afternoon fantasies with those polo boots and look of, “Don’t you know who I am?

The report goes that Kate’s appearance was a bit of a surprise and that when she ran over to congratulate Malcolm (and I guess William), she was briefly holed up by Princess Charlotte, who let out a cry for her mother (and is seen above looking like she’s tallying what kind of leverage she can pull with air-kiss blackmail). That may have just seemed like an innocent juvenile yelp to Kate, but for any of us true narks, that cry was Charlotte saying, “Back off, bitch. I’m not afraid to tell Memaw Lizzy, and I know your ass has been eyeing the crown jewels!” You can check out more shots from the polo match in the gallery below:

Pics: Wenn.com

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