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Fisher-Price crinkle fries from the 80s!
When I was looking for a Memorial Day HSOTD, I asked my partner in foolery Allison for a suggestion and she threw out the Fisher-Price steak that would magically cook by brushing it with a magic brush. That magic steak was a stranger bitch to me, but in the picture she sent me were also Fisher-Price’s crinkle fries, and I remember those weird ass things.
The crinkle fries were part of Fisher-Price’s Fun with Food line that came out in the mid-80s. Kids would “cook” those crinkle fries up in the “oven” of their Fisher-Price “kitchen,” and serve it to their parents who’d smile while thinking, “Kids are so fucking weird.”
Those crinkle fries also prove again that kids have imaginations like Walt Disney on LSD, because those things don’t look like fries. An electrocuted caterpillar without its antennas? Maybe. But crinkle fries? No.
I’m glad I don’t have a box of those lying around my house today. If I ate an edible and saw a box that said “fries” on it, I’d probably try to eat that mess. And after realizing I couldn’t eat it, I’d think, “Maybe this is a weird sex toy I’ve never tried.” Nobody wants to go to the ER with a plastic crinkle fry stuck in their guts while stoned.
Pic: Fisher-Price/Pinterest