Kids today! Give a 7-year-old an iPad and wait a minute for all of the Amazon boxes to come a’rollin’ in! Parents are dumb, and kids are technologically savvy, it’s just a fact of life in the 21st century. Take Moroccan Cannon for instance. Moroccan’s mom, lactose-doused butterfly Mariah Carey, went on Jimmy Kimmel this week and provided yet another example of how kids today are hackers and could probably breach ALL of our data as long as it involved the Paw Patrol.
Mimi spoke on why son Moroccan, 7, needs all the parental controls, via People.
“My son is, like, a technological genius. He ordered a dog the other day. He went with his father [Nick Cannon],” said Carey. “And they called him and they were like, ‘Your dog is ready.’ He’s like, ‘I didn’t order a damn dog.’
I have to control them with iPads because literally he charged $5,000 on Amazon. Yeah, he did!”
Why you gotta be rude to the online pet store operator, Nick? They’re just doing their job while laughing at your ass for not telling Nanny #56 to put some blocks on Mo’s tablet.
Unfortunately for Morrocan and twin sister Monroe, the newest member of the Carey/Cannon clan was turned away at the doggy door.
“The dog’s been cancelled,” she continues, adding of her son and his twin sister Monroe, “We have dogs, they have pets. They have fish. They have everything they need.”
Shades of Joan Crawford! It’s not like she can’t afford another pet up in the pied-à-terre! Then again, she’s selling off jewelry, lowering her bounteous ta-tas to appear in ads for economy-priced lodgings, and ticket sales for her upcoming Vegas residency, “The Butterfly Returns,” are reportedly flying out…well, walking unsteadily…actually, crawling like a dying animal… out the door. Maybe the 5K dog wasn’t in the budget this month.