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June 9, 2018 / Posted by:

N. Gray, the lottery winner who instantly became my hero when she collected her check while wearing a disguise!

Everybody wants to win the lottery, but only weirdos, freaks, and dumbasses want their name and face broadcast to the entire world as someone who is suddenly doing the backstroke in a pool of money. In some places, you can be an anonymous lottery winner, and in others, you have to do a press conference to collect that check. A woman who went by the name of “N. Gray” won 180,900,000 Jamaican dollars (around $1.4 million USD) in Jamaica’s Super Lotto jackpot on May 11. N. Gray wanted her money, of course, but what she didn’t want was thieves coming at her and distant relatives crawling out of their leech caves to hit her up for a handout. So when she showed up to the press conference to sign for her check, she wore a winking emoji mask that said, “Bitch, even if you think you know who I am, I’m going to deny it, so don’t try it!

A rep for Jamaica’s Super Lotto tells The Jamaica Star that N. Gray isn’t the first winner to disguise herself. Many winners are afraid that showing their faces will make them a target to thieves, so they do what they gotta do to protect themselves and their family:

“Unfortunately, Jamaica is not like other markets. In other markets, they don’t necessarily do it, but here I think they opt to do it to keep themselves safe. We are not going to tell them not to do that because their safety is of paramount importance to us as well.”

Before winning millions, N. Gray had a good life, but she’s got a lot of debt and plans to pay that off along with taking a much-needed vacation and giving back to the community. She tells The Gleaner:

“I am employed, but I am not necessarily going to leave my job. Now I’ve won, I want to clear my debt, invest, and I want to do some travelling. I would like to construct a community centre for the youths in my community, so they can engage in something productive; somewhere where they can do information technology.”

This is seriously the way to do it, and I love how everyone’s keeping a straight face as a winking emoji signs for her money:

N. Gray is inspiring. Wearing a mask isn’t only a smart move when you’re collecting a lottery check in front of cameras, it’s a smart move for many occasions. How many times have you been out in public and have seen a trick you really don’t want to talk to? Just pull a winking emoji out of your bag, put it on and go on about your business without having to worry about the annoying fucker trying to talk to you. And how many times have you answered the door to find a bill collector looking for their money? Just put on your emoji mask and say, “I do not know who you are talking about, I am Winking Emoji and my bills are all paid.”

N. Gray IS a Mariah Carey song to me.

Pic: @SVLGroup

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