Who Is May’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
Usually a Hot Slut of the Month showdown is between four Hot Slut of the Days, but May was chock-full of so many scorching hot HSOTDs that you’ve got five to choose from this time around. The theme of May’s HSOTM battle royale is *~FaShUn~* and *~AcShUn~*. We’ve got a fashion disaster, a fashion icon, a flying pussy, my favorite Fast and Furious character who never was, and a Louis Vuitton devotee who was willing to die for his bag.
As always, the first three finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month. The fourth finalist is a wild card picked by me. Since I couldn’t choose between the manicurist turned action star and the crazy mess who is ride-or-die for LV, I picked two for May. Your choices are:
Balenciaga’s $1,290+ double dad shirt, which is the perfect thing to buy if you want to look like an ugly mess while letting the world know that you got bored with burning all the extra money you have and decided to waste it on overpriced ridiculous clothes.
Frances McDormand’s Met Gala ensemble, which would be the theme of next year’s Met Gala if Anna Wintour knew high fashion at all.
The Badass Flying Pussy, who wins every video game battle they encounter, and should really star in Crouching Pussy, Hidden Dragon.
The Not The One Nail Salon Worker, who became a trunk ornament and refused to lose out on money when a customer walked out of the salon without paying up.
Jerad Kluting, the label whore who’d rather end up six feet under than let go of his one true soulmate: his Louis Vuitton bag.
Voting is below. Miss Hot Slut of May 2018 will be crowned next Friday!
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