It’s been a while since the Posh and Becks glory days when Victoria Beckham thought her “Innocent Girl” was going to beat out Kylie Minogue’s “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” (LOL!) and you couldn’t open a paper in England without news that David Beckham was rubbing up on some non-Posh rump. Alas, in their mature years, Vicky B has taken to her fashion brand, David is building a soccer stadium in Miami, and they’ve supposedly made it work – even if it means a bit of distance between them. Alas, if you want to believe one report, David went the distance and got their daughter’s teacher preggo, and betting started and ended on when Posh and Becks will announce they’re splitting!
Metro says bookings stopped taking bets on Victoria and David putting the kibosh on their 19-year marriage. The betting site Paddy Power was even taking bets on who he would end up with, and Angelina Jolie had pretty decent odds! Imagine that globetrotting child army! They’d have enough to form their own football, er, soccer team! Anyway, people at first were wondering how there were marital problems since Victoria had just posted this vom-inducing love fest toward her man on Instagram:
It is nice to see Harper manages to at least make her mother’s lips crack slightly upward above the horizon. It’s more than I can say about what I do to my mother! Anyway, people were all, “What gives?!” But then Elite Daily reminded everyone that “iconic couples” like Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan and John Cena and Nikki Bella (Elite Daily, Imma send you a tutorial of what counts as an iconic couple after this) have all split over the year…admittedly, John and Nikki’s was scripted, but c’est la vie to make a story! The David and Victoria rumor started because someone started saying he boned Harper’s teacher and got her pregnant and they should be issuing a divorce announcement around 4:30pm London time (which has come and gone):
Big celeb gossip: there’s a statement to be released about the Beckhams at 4.30pm today – rumour is they’re getting divoirced, and he’s got a love child with Harper’s teacher. Could this be true???? #beckhams #vb #VictoriaBeckham #davidbeckham #celebgoss
— southside stories ???♀️??? (@south_sidestory) June 8, 2018
A lot of people thought that was hogwash, but at least someone had the creativity to tweet out, “If ya wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my kid’s…teacher!” and speculate on “Becksit.”
Both David and Victoria’s reps essentially said the likelihood of them breaking up is about the same as her agreeing to a Spice Girls reunion that involved her microphone being turned on. Just like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, people only care about these two when 2 Become 1. Ok, I’ll let myself out.