Afternoon Crumbs
Nicki Minaj (with her face covered in the Harpo, Who Dis Woman? filter) farted up the cover of her album Queen. It’s fitting that she chose this picture for an album called Queen, because I’m pretty sure the actual THE QUEEN wore this exact outfit and did this exact pose for last year’s royal family Christmas card. Yes, THE QUEEN worked it better. And if Nicki didn’t have those bedazzled pasties covering her nipples, we’d see her nipples frowning from her dragging her titty bowls into this tacky mess – Just Jared
Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox did AFI’s Lifetime Achievement Award Gala, and Jen is looking so fresh, like she dipped into her best friend’s Botox stash – Lainey Gossip
When Kim Kartrashian had her brain lipo’ed (because fat brains are gross), the surgeon must’ve sucked out the part that recognizes the obvious – Celebitchy
Bella Hadid served up some “Little Ho Peep going to a funeral” elegance at an event – Drunken Stepfather
Two Vanderpump Rules messes secured themselves a “road to the altar” special, a wedding special, and a divorce special. Congrats to them! – Reality Tea
Since everyone has long forgot about the shirtless piece from the “Call Me Maybe” video, he’s back to let everyone know he still exists by saying he’s not happy they made him gay in the video – Towleroad
The new Halloween trailer had me at a badass librarian-looking Jamie Lee Curtis saying, “So I can kill him.” – SOW
Pic: @NickiMinaj