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June 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift slapped a red wig on her head to play a side piece in the video for Sugarland’s song Babe. If the side piece is supposed to look like the Joan Holloway in an unauthorized junior high school musical production of Mad Men called Angry Boys, then Taylor truly nailed it – Celebitchy

You know things are serious between Jennifer Lawrence and a new dude when she debuts him on the ho stroll – Lainey Gossip

Because there’s just not enough vapid dead-inside shallow fame whores on reality TV, The Hills may get revived – Reality Tea

I’m throwing out my wish for Alexander Skarsgard and Idris Elba to play Tab Hunter and Anthony Perkins in a movie about their love story. No, those two don’t look like Hunter or Perkins, I just really want to see them hump on the big screen – Towleroad

I was going to ask why Models Inc. wasn’t on this list, but then I remembered that a masterpiece and one of the greatest things to happen to television can’t be considered a flop – Pajiba

Hmm… I guess Angelyne turned down Maxim’s request to pose for their World’s Sexiest Woman issue – Hollywood Tuna

You know you want to be the meat in this piping hot 80s new wave sandwich – SOW

Carrie Underwood has never looked better and I’m only saying that because she looks like Miss Oklahoma 1986 – Popoholic

I just want to snuggle right in Chris Hemsworth’s deep ab crack – Just Jared

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