It’s kinda funny how much of a quantum leap we took from the savage early aughts to the snoozy, PR-ed teens? aught-teens? What the hell do we even call this decade? Whatever. These days, breakups are filled with “always respect” and celeb friends never come out and say they fucking hate each other’s guts (hai, Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss!). But back in the roaring 00’s, there was “fire crotch”, the split of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, and people weren’t shy to say who they were humping on and how many V cards they had cashed in. Wilmer Valderrama once went on Howard Stern’s show in 2006 to say he took Mandy Moore’s virginity, but during an interview with Howard this week, she denied it.
Page Six says even though she and Fez are friendly now, that doesn’t stop her from being a little pissed that people always think she gave it up to him:
“I dated him when I was 16, 17, no [he didn’t take my virginity]. I love him and I still love him and he’s a very good friend and that’s why I was so shocked by it. Not only was it a fib, but it was so unlike him, so uncharacteristic. He’s dated all the ladies. I met him at a photoshoot for some teen magazine when I was 15 — never French kissed a boy — he was like my first true boyfriend.”
Mandy was pissed, but she also said her parents were, for some reason that I just don’t get, especially pissed to hear about their daughter losing her virginity over the radio. Especially since he said it “wasn’t like warm apple pie” but an enjoyable experience. He and Demi Lovato were together for a long time, so I guess we know who has the bakery aisle puss. Wilmer apparently tried to be slick about it, but Mandy called him out:
“I remember in the moment he tried to explain it away — that he did get caught up and maybe insinuated more than outright said it. And I said, ‘No, you outright said it.’ I was like, ‘Why would you ever talk about that with anybody and lie about it?’”
Howard must have come with a vision board of Mandy’s exes because she had a lot to say about all of them. Zach Braff was the love of her life from 2004 to 2006, Andy Roddick broke her heart when they split in 2004, and Ryan Adams was just the “wrong person.” They split in 2015, the same year he dropped that TSwift 1989 cover album. Talk about the wrong person! We can’t have riff-raff Ryan sharing the marital bed with the royalty who came out with “Candy”!