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June 7, 2018 / Posted by:

The important word of the lord that ended up on the sign of the Anglican Church of the Holy Spirit in Surfers Paradise, Queensland in Australia!

Any educated Christian will tell you that there’s really 11 commandments and the 11th commandment is:

Thou shalt not spit!

The Anglican Church of the Holy Spirit obviously knows that, because News.com.au says that their reverend Mike Upton, who wasn’t available for comment because it was his day off, spit up that commandment (the only time spitting is okay) on the church’s sign.

Because the world is filled with jizz guzzling whores, people are loving that sign and posted pictures of it on social media. Local politician John-Paul Langbroek posted that sign with the caption: “This will get the punters in,” which is slang for, “This will get the johns in.

But before the proud swallowers and their admirers line up to join Our Lady of the Blessed SaCUMent, a rep for the church says that us unholy dark-sided sinners need to get our dick batter-covered brains out of the cum-filled gutters, because they are not saying that God hates spitters (which God does, but that’s not what they’re saying). They clarified just in case new worshipers throw a strange look at the glass of wine offered up during “Holy Communion” and say, “Errr, that ain’t milky and white. I thought this church put the CUM in Communion?

“You don’t open your mouth and yell at somebody, you close your mouth and swallow. If you want to say something, keep your mouth closed for a bit. Swallow it, don’t spit it out.”

Don’t swallow that nut and tell me you spat, trick, you know what you were doing.

The church didn’t say anything about what their stance on spitting is, but still, I could never be a member. I’ll stick with my religion where the only time it’s good to spit is when you’re spitting out a curse-filled rant at a bitch.

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