Night Crumbs

June 4, 2018 / Posted by:

The Photoshop Awards: They tell me this is supposed to be Ariana Grande on the cover of British Vogue, but my eyes tell me that this is either Whitney Port from The Hills or a Photoshop hybrid of Leighton Meester and Blake NotSoLively. But if it is Ariana, I’m happy for her scalp. Because when her snatched ponytail was taken down, it probably felt the relief you feel after busting a nut in a Calgon bath while stoned – Just Jared

On that same note, they tell me this is supposed to be a picture, which was taken with a tater tot (not even a potato), of Bella Hadid, but I doubt it. The smile gives it away – Lainey Gossip

Okay, can we just get to the part where “Melania” (read: Ivanka Trump in a brown wig) and “Barron” (read: Jared Kushner on his knees) resurface for a photo-op on the White House lawn? – Celebitchy

Bella Hadid’s right titty just wanted to come out to say hi real quick – Drunken Stepfather

Since Bravo definitely grows drunk messes in their garden, I’m sure they’ll have no trouble replacing the wrecks they fired from Summer HouseReality Tea

Michael Moore thinks Roseanne Barr is a damaged soul – Kenneth In the (212)

Here’s the trailer for what happened when Steve McQueen, Gillian Flynn, and Viola Davis got together to make a heist movie –  Pajiba

A thanks goes out to the tween from the 1980s who styled Kaley Cuoco and made her look a mess – Popoholic

Taylor Swift gave a gay pride speech at her show… – Towleroad

It feels like everybody is doing a series based on Dolly Parton’s songs, and I’m not bitching, because a series based on Dolly Parton’s songs is the only thing that should be playing on TV – SOW

Demi Lovato is an embarrassing mess, but she really gets shameless points for promoting her own song while defending herself against people saying she hired a hooker to sexually assault her bodyguard – HuffPo

Pic: @BritishVogue

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