Laura Prepon And Ben Foster Got Married

June 4, 2018 / Posted by:

In the past, Ben Foster might have been able to give a surly “who wants to know” when asked if he’s a Scientologist. But Ben and loud n’ proud ‘Tologist Laura Prepon just got married so it’s probably safe to assume he’s got at least a couple Dianetics monologues memorized for auditions. After all, according to L. Ron Hubbard himself, the “R” corner of the ARC Triangle, the main tenet of a Scientology marriage, is “reality”. Or more accurately, relative reality.

TCOS stipulates:

Reality could be defined as “that which appears to be.” It is, fundamentally, agreement. We agree with each other as to what is real and what is not real.

That means if Laura thinks her face is covered in Thetans, Ben also has to believe her face is covered in Thetans. Laura announced their nuptials on Instagram.

Even though the picture is grainy, I can totally see the Thetans. Yep, those are definitely Thetans and not beard lice. Ben and Laura are already parents to baby Ella who was born last August. Ben and Laura are about as exciting as steamed chicken breasts for dinner. Speaking of steamed chicken breasts for dinner…

In addition to being really into Scientology and ruining her non-stick pans with “chicken sheers”, Laura is also a big fan of bone broth and overcooked brown rice. Honestly, the most exciting thing about Ben and Laura is the fading memory of Robin Wright’s ponanny. Speaking of Poonanny, remember this classic?

Pic: Wenn.com

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