That’s the look of a person at an event they don’t want to be at and, to make things worse, the beer stand isn’t open yet. The glamorous lady in the hat to die for is THE QUEEN and she’s at the 2018 Epsom Derby Festival yesterday. THE QUEEN graced Epsom Racecourse with her floral grandeur, graciously allowing the assembled to behold her regalness, and she looked like she’d rather be getting side-by-side bikini waxes with Duchess Camilla, or watch an episode of Suits.
THE QUEEN wasn’t feeling it obviously, and really who can blame her? Imagine being THE QUEEN and having to inhale the gross scent of peasant farts, which is what I’m guessing she’s doing in the picture above. Or maybe she spotted England’s other Queen, Dame Helen Mirren, looking glamorously gorgeous and thought, “That bitch just had to show me up again.”