Night Crumbs
Guess who caused nipples to howl themselves raw when they strut through LAX while dressed like an Ensenada beach hobo? You probably already figured out that it’s not Matthew McConaughey, because it doesn’t look like there’s any chunky, curdled jam in that toe cleavage – Lainey Gossip
Whirlpool’s marketing budget must be all washed up if the biggest celebrity they can get to represent them is Lea Michele – Celebitchy
Someone named Tallia Storm ushered in a warm front of elegance by dressing like an off-duty 90s stripper – Drunken Stepfather
Did Sam Smith’s last album not do well, because why is he holding Bethenny Frankel’s SUV door for her? – Reality Tea
I was wondering why Pink wasn’t flying on a trapeze through the new Fab 5 until I realized that’s not Pink – Towleroad
TEEF and Elle Fanning are on the cover of Vanity Fair Italia – Hollywood Tuna
“You guys, sneaking up on me like that!” said Julianne Hough to a bunch of paps she definitely called herself – Popoholic
In case you need to work out your jaw by yawning – Just Jared
Like 100% of us hos who watched, Michelle Visage thinks it was a mistake not to put Shangela in the finals of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 3 – OMG Blog
Looks like even the bland, boring, wholesome Hallmark Channel isn’t immune to some drama. WHAT DID YOU DO, MARK STEINES?! – SOW
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