I’m listening to the Black Eyed Peas at the moment because Ariana Grande is suffering from a case of the two thousand and lates. Girl, it’s been decades since Oprah was on the air stressing the importance of vision boards, The Secret and all that shit, but here in 2018, Ariana shows high-pony hair don’t care: she can think a boyfriend into her life if she so pleases! Well, that’s at least what she wants us to believe happened between her and Pete Davidson.
Ariana posted that above pic above with her boyfriend of a second on Instagram with this caption:
“i thought you into my life…woah! look at my mind”
Woah! Look at me barf! Ariana and Pete have been sharing their newborn love on Instagram lately. In case you missed it the first time, Pete dropped a pic on Instagram two days ago of them getting into some Harry Potter roleplay:
Now, for those Hawk Eyes out there, you’ll notice Ariana is in a Slytherin robe not a Gryffindor one like her new boo, and a few Mac Miller fans out there might be nodding in glee that the singing serpent is at least self-aware enough to know what Hogwarts house she belongs in. Recently, one popped off and basically blamed Ariana’s dumping of Mac as what caused him to spiral out of sobriety and wreck his car. I can’t speak for Mac, but I don’t think I’d go on a bender and wreck my car if my ex quickly moved on to another peen. I would, however, wreck my car from seeing an ex get into wizard robes three weeks into a relationship with that new trick. That’s barely enough time to know if they’re worthy of a nice dinner at Chili’s!