Archives: May 2018
Drake Might Have Been Waiting For The Launch Of His Adidas Collaboration To Reveal His Son
Pusha-T has been going after Drake. He released some embarrassing blackface pictures of Drake, and dropped a diss track accusing Drake of being a deadbeat dad to a secret son. Drake has only responded to the blackface pictures. According to Pusha-T, Drake was waiting to tell everyone about his alleged son because he was planning on using the reveal as publicity for his upcoming Adidas collaboration.
Emma Stone And Justin Theroux Romance Rumors Heat Up As They Frolic In France
Justin Theroux has never been shy about showing off his skinny-hot hipster torso, so maybe we shouldn’t read too much into the fact that he’s been flashing his tats in the south of France in front of his new lady friend Emma Stone. Justin has said the two are just “BFFs”. But according to People, the two spent a lot of time together over the weekend, adding fuel to the rumors of a more carnal relationship.
Drake Defends Those Blackface Photos Of Himself
This week, a very pissed-off Pusha-T got a little revenge on Drake by diggging up old pictures of him in blackface. The internet had some theories about them, the main being that it was all for a photoshoot for a clothing company. Drake has crawled out of whatever embarrassment hole he’s been hiding in to offer up some much-needed context.
Kim Kardashian Met With Trump In The Oval Office
KKW is in tha HOUSE, Y’ALL! The White House that is! Everybody’s favorite reality star, Kim Kardashian West, managed to get an invite to the flashiest house on Pennsylvania Avenue where she met with the President of The United States of America to discuss a topic near and dear to her heart: Prison reform! To have the ear of Donald Trump, the most powerful man in the world, is no small feat for a humble gal from Calabasas!
The “Roseanne” Revival Might Find A Second Life On A Conservative Streaming Service
When Roseanne Barr did a little racist Ambien-tweeting, I’m sure she didn’t think her show was going to get cancelled (because that would involve thinking, and we all know Roseanne is averse to that). But ABC quickly pulled the plug on Roseanne. Behind the large internet crowd of people applauding ABC’s decision, there of course were some that were bummed by it. Good news for those people, because Roseanne might get resurrected on a conservative streaming service.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Patrick The Pole!
Disclaimer: This is another posthumous Hot Slut of the Day, because sadly, Patrick The Pole is now in parking pole heaven, where he’s causing the angels to crash it into him as they try leave the Walmart parking lot. I know, that sentence is insane and factually incorrect. There’s no Walmart in heaven.
St. Mary Parish, Louisiana is home to at least four Popeye’s, and a bunch of famous soldiers, or whatever, called it their homeland, but now the greatest thing to ever happen to that place was and is Patrick The Pole! Now, when I heard that there was something called Patrick The Pole busting out tail pipes and fucking bitches up in St. Mary Parish, I checked for the cheapest flights to Louisiana while giving my b-hole a pep talk. But while Patrick The Pole may sound like the name of a whale hung porn star, it’s the nickname given to a Walmart parking lot pole that has become a local icon.