Will Smith Is Rapping About Those Pesky Divorce Rumors

May 24, 2018 / Posted by:

The only rumor about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith’s 21-year marriage that has persisted longer than the one about them being swingers, is the one that claims they’re getting a divorce. The divorce rumors seem like a bit of a “So what, who cares?” in the grand scheme of things. But those rumors bother Will enough that he’s started rapping about them.

Will is working on new music, and yesterday, he released a short clip of himself in a studio recording a track called “To The Clique.” I don’t know if it’s because Will is 49, or if it’s some kind of thing he’s trying to do, but for some reason Will now raps like he just finished yelling at the neighborhood kids after he caught them tagging his recycling bins. Unfortunately, he’s gone from rapping about summertime and parents’ lack of comprehension to reciting rhymes that sound like they were ghostwritten by a publicist.

20 years of swag y’all just witnessed
Stop the divorce rumors and mind your damn business!

I get that Will is tired of the rumors, but the part about minding my damn business has me very confused. Will, you can’t tell us to mind our business when you and your family are all too willing to overshare. Here is but a brief list of TMI things I know about Will and Jada: Willow Smith learned about sex by walking in on her parents doing it. Will and Jada might have an open marriage. Jada loves watching her husband fuck on screen. Will takes secret pictures of naked Jada while she’s asleep. Really, Will, you can’t tell us to mind our business and stay out of your personal life when Jada is telling everyone that she’s jerked you off with a grapefruit.

Pic: Wenn.com

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